A tree and a bat.
If t’were a gentleman I should like to make its acquaintance… 
I went to hoopdance class today, and it was superb! I came home with a lot of interesting bruises, tired hips, and a new hoop.
I borrowed said hoop[pictured left], (it’s lighter than my own hoop, and easier to use for tricksy things.) and fell in love. Seriously, I wish this hula hoop was a human so we could make out. My old hoop[pictured right] is still pretty hot and folds up for travel, but the new one… well.
The class itself was really great. I remember when I was a little kid in the bath (this is relevant, hear me out), and I used to go under the water and swish my hair around. I thought I looked like a beautiful mermaid because it felt so flowy. Really I was just a 6 year old flopping around in the bathtub…
That’s what hoopdance is like for me. I require more practice.

If t’were a gentleman I should like to make its acquaintance… 

I went to hoopdance class today, and it was superb! I came home with a lot of interesting bruises, tired hips, and a new hoop.

I borrowed said hoop[pictured left], (it’s lighter than my own hoop, and easier to use for tricksy things.) and fell in love. Seriously, I wish this hula hoop was a human so we could make out. My old hoop[pictured right] is still pretty hot and folds up for travel, but the new one… well.

The class itself was really great. I remember when I was a little kid in the bath (this is relevant, hear me out), and I used to go under the water and swish my hair around. I thought I looked like a beautiful mermaid because it felt so flowy. Really I was just a 6 year old flopping around in the bathtub…

That’s what hoopdance is like for me. I require more practice.