March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I should not have stopped keeping up with...
I am roughly 3000 pages behind. YAY/BOO
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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My childhood in a nut shell.
lillybet: Monday 30th March 1998 On Saturday I got out of bed and I banged my toe and so I looked at it I saw that some of my toe nail had gone. […] My clock was 3 hours late.  I was late for church. Teachers comment:  You had a lovely weekend. Did you just dig out your childhood memories from the attic, too???
Feb 28th
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MFW
hamletmachine: onorobo: HUHUHUHU Okay, after sending webcam pictures back and forth to hamletmachine-bb tonight I don’t think I can keep my mouth shut about it anymore!!! AHHH hamletmachine made plans to come and visit me for spring break! >8’D  I’m fogging up my meganes like heck. <333  This is the fucking cutest thing. <3
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Someone, in a flash of inspiration..
…put the weird tasting bourbon into a slurpee to disguise the taste. Verdict: Yes. P.S. it was me.
Feb 26th
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bloodfleshbones: I wonder how many people would believe me if I pretended to find God and post all about it on Facebook. Only one way to find out…
Feb 26th
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wat wrong wif me
why awake?
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
My keyboard turned French...
…and the usual icon to turn it back is gone. I donèt even know what happened. Also, I am entirely unaffected except for the apostrophe, apparently.
Feb 20th
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Feb 18th
WatchWatch
Feb 17th
Feb 16th
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Go to sleep, Shelby.
<3
Feb 14th
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I just burped then farted really loud.
If I was a baby everyone would be freaking out at how awesome I am right now.
Feb 14th
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Neil Gaiman: Attention Melbourne Australia: The... →
neil-gaiman: I mentioned to the remarkable Amanda Palmer (currently about to do some small practice gigs with her new band then record a new album in Melbourne, Australia) that I wished there was someone who’d magically show up and make me a cup of tea or who I could have dinner with. It’s the sort of thing… This is adorable. ; _ ; Wish I was in Melbourne… (Also, I hope...
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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100% going here. →
Feb 8th
Why you cost so much, sheep-friend? →
Feb 7th
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My mom is outside in the hot tub.
I can hear her humming to herself from in my bedroom. Cute mom. <3
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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