February 2012
24 posts
wat wrong wif me
why awake?
My keyboard turned French...
…and the usual icon to turn it back is gone. I donèt even know what happened. Also, I am entirely unaffected except for the apostrophe, apparently.
Watch
Go to sleep, Shelby.
<3
I just burped then farted really loud.
If I was a baby everyone would be freaking out at how awesome I am right now.
Neil Gaiman: Attention Melbourne Australia: The... →
neil-gaiman:
I mentioned to the remarkable Amanda Palmer (currently about to do some small practice gigs with her new band then record a new album in Melbourne, Australia) that I wished there was someone who’d magically show up and make me a cup of tea or who I could have dinner with. It’s the sort of thing…
This is adorable. ; _ ; Wish I was in Melbourne… (Also, I hope...
100% going here. →
Why you cost so much, sheep-friend? →
My mom is outside in the hot tub.
I can hear her humming to herself from in my bedroom.
Cute mom. <3
January 2012
12 posts
I JUST BROKE MY DAMN MOOSE
fuck.
In case anyone was wondering.
Praying to David Bowie for a Snow Day totally worked.
Try it yourself!
Is it weird to ask your cats...
if they want to make out?
4 tags
A prayer.
Dear David Bowie, as I lay me down to sleep please let it snow enough that I don’t have to go in to the office tomorrow.
Amen.
December 2011
1 post
